Life is like a box of chocolates...

Just found this while looking for someone's Perugina chocolates.

Eat your hearts out, my dear readers :p

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Some people are semi-sweet; others are just plain nutty. Don't cry over spilled milk - unless, of course, it's chocolate milk. There is a fine line between vice and addiction. Blind dates are like chocolate - they're usually chunky and they quickly disappear. When life presents you a rocky road, just eat your way out of it. Money can't buy you love - but it can buy you chocolate - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Keep your fingers off other people's bonbons. Mothers-in-law are like chocolate syrup; a little goes a long way. Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it's chocolate that steals the show. An ounce of truffles is worth a pound of anything. Milk chocolate .. for all it's worth. You never really know a person til you've shared a box of chocolates with them. A kiss is just a kiss, but a chocolate kiss is bliss. True love will remain long after the chocolates have gone ... provided there's another box. The best things in life are not fat free. Nothing is worth getting sick over except, of course, chocolate. When all else fails, fudge it! And remember, if life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite out of everything.


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Can't wait! :p